Sick Notes

Whenever my son returns to school after an illness,

I suffer his teacher to a little poem instead of the

usual boring sick note. He must think I am

completely crazy, but that's OK - 'cos I probably am.

(I might do something with them all one day.)

Here are a few funny sick notes I found on the internet:-

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Please excuse my daughter´s absence. She had her periodicals.

My son is under a doctor´s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don´t know what size she wear.

Please excuse Raul from school yesterday. He had a stomach egg.

Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.